steve, bucky and sam going out for early-morning jogs. every time steve and bucky pass sam, they yell “ON YOUR LEFT” and “ON YOUR RIGHT” respectively. sam gets increasingly frustrated. but after a while, steve and bucky realise they haven’t passed sam again, and he’s nowhere to be seen. and they start to get worried, fearing the worst, until suddenly they hear a shout “ON YOUR ABOVE, ASSHOLES” as sam swoops overhead, leaving them behind
Watched tonight’s Game of Thrones with a ton of people. During that final scene, you could easily tell apart the people who’ve read the books from those who haven’t…
People who haven’t read the books went something like this…
Meanwhile, people who HAVE read the books (me being one of them) had one expression throughout the entire thing…
VALAR MORGHULIS, BETCHEZ.
Friend: Oh, I was gonna tell you guys… they’re offering pole dancing lessons near where I live! First one’s tomorrow!
Me: OH MY GOD LET’S DRESS UP AS LOKI AND GO!
…They just don’t understand.